Breaking Author Extraordinaire
Jay Whales
THE BOOKS
Marquand Tales The Non Politically Correct Novel of Horror is the all ecompassing collection of each of the novellas listed. Marquand Tales has bonus content that even if you buy each novella separate you will not have the entire same content as is in the novel.
Marquand Tales
Marquand Tales, A Non Politically Correct Novel of Horror is about a small town in southeast Missouri where odd things happening are the norm, not the exception. Marquand Tales tells tales about inbred red-necks, witches, rape, murder, Sasquatch, aliens, booger eating bastards, school proms, tainted moonshine, and what a motivated Soldier can do to cut a catastrphic event short. Jesse James even makes an appearance. Not written in a politically correct sense, if something needs to be said, it gets said in and around Marquand.
Sarah
Sarah, A Non Politically Correct Novella of Horror center around the teenage girl Sarah who is tragically raped and murdered by a deranged inbred. Sarah then returns and uses her witchly powers to wreak havoc on the inbreds family in and around Marquand.
​Sasquatch
Sasquatch Gets Anal Probed Both Literally and Figurativelly A Non Politically Correct Novella of Horror follows Uncle Joseph William, some aliens, a fearless dog named Holly and of course Sasquatch in their adventures outside of Marquand's city limits. you can learn what a bidenning is during this novella.
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Booger Eating Bastards
Booger Eating Bastards A Non Politically Correct Novella of Horror explores what occurs right after the great earthquake and the great Marquand Train Crash by two family members. Creatures who not all they appear to be come up from the depths of the Earth and join Marquanders in their daily lifes. Jesse james makes a cameo in this novella.
Weddings Suck
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Weddings Suck Several Non Policially Correct Novellas of Horror provide the reader with a tale of a weasly illegal Mexican and another Mexican's love of his family and mistaken identity; as well as a Primer on Serial Killing; a short story about one shoes and 60 Marquand Fargin' Seconds and lastly we explore somewhat the Redneck Wrestling Alliance in the forest around Marquand.
IBRNSOB (Redux)
IBRNSOB (Redux) A Non Polically Correct Novella of Horror folows a famuily of In Bred Red Necked Sons of Bitches as they rape and pillage tourists seeking out the infamous Artesian Well outside marquand and then what happens when they mess with the wrong person. This former Soldier turns out to eb the one person everyone proclaims to be during horror movies. he is the Action Guy, not the Talk About It guy.